time for a little smack talk

The Hawkeyes are now 1-0. BOO-YAH. And we looked pretty good on Saturday. Robinson is a BEAST. 

On to this coming weekend. Our biggest rivals (well not really rivals because we are constantly beating them in everything) the Iowa State Cyclones. 

My hate for the Cyclones is deep rooted. I liked ISU when I was little because that's where all my aunts and uncles went. Seriously, 5 uncles, 2 aunts and now 2 cousins have gone to ISU. Our Hawks of the family are definitely outnumbered. But then I grew up and started thinking for myself and realized how much Iowa rules over ISU and chose to be a Hawkeye for life. I've even made custom t-shirts for the games in college. One complete with "Burn in Hell ISU" text with flames and the devil on the back of a shirt. 

And then there was this one year:
I paraded around Ames with this, and I was even getting chuckles from the Iowa State fans.

The Cy-Hawk series goes back and forth every year depending on the sport. And to be honest, we've lost a couple of the past 5 football games against ISU. Iowa State, for some reason, turn into REAL football players when they play us every year. It's crazy! And then they go back to sucking for the rest of the season. Poor little guys. So this year should be another fun game between the two. The stadium is always packed and the crowd is extra wild. And as usual, the ISU fans will leave the stadium crying. 

And there's lots of this:
Ouch, sorry guys. 

Q: Why do graduates from Iowa State hang their diplomas in their windshields?
A: So they can park in handicapped spaces.

Q: What do you get when you cross a groundhog and a Cyclone?
A: Six more weeks of bad football.

Q: How do you keep a Cyclone out of your yard?
A: Put up a goal post.

Q: How many Cyclone fans does it take to change a light bulb? 
A: 3....1 to change it and 2 to talk about how great Seneca Wallace was.

You cant spell "I Suck" without ISU

And then there's this:




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